Honeymoon to Hawaii

A couple honeymooning in Hawaii.

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A Honeymoon to Hawaii

Hawaii is a fantastic place for tourists, but Hawaii is a magical place for honeymooners.

Some couples get married in Hawaii, which can be very expensive. I should know since I was married on the island of Oahu in my first marriage.

I recommend you get married where you live to keep the marriage expense low so you can use your extra savings to honeymoon in Hawaii.

If you did not know it, Hawaii is one of the most expensive places on the planet, so getting married in Hawaii can cost you upwards of $70,000 to $120,000.

However, if you eloped, you could get married in Hawaii for a reasonable cost at your hotel and then follow the traditional adventures of a couple honeymooning in Hawaii.


On What Islands Should I Honeymoon?

Start with the island of Oahu, then go to Maui, and finally proceed to the big island of Hawaii.

What about Molokai and Kauai? Molokai has about 5,000 people on the island and very few activities. Kauai is one of the rainiest places on the planet. It can rain 78 inches per year.

Kauai had scenic drives and great kayaking, but I would not recommend this island for honeymooning. It just rains too much!

As I said before, you want to concentrate on Oahu, Maui, and the big island of Hawaii for your honeymoon.

Resort hotel in Hawaii.

Honeymoon Hotels on Oahu

Where should I stay on Oahu for my honeymoon? I recommend the following:

1. Halekulani

2. Kahala Hotel & Resort

3. Hilton Hawaiian

4. Kaimana Beach Hotel

I was married at the Halekulani hotel. It has one of the best breakfast buffets in the world. It's very high-class. The Halekulani has premier suites for honeymooners.

For your honeymoon suite, you're going to want a penthouse suite with an extra-large bed, an extra-large bathtub for two, which includes a sauna, a large shower, a toilet and bidet, a quality bar, custom-designed furniture, unique interior design, a 78-inch TV in the bedroom and one in the living room, ocean view, a balcony, office area, and 24-hour room service or a butler.

Halekulani can get very expensive. Let me give you an idea of how expensive the Halekulani Hotel can get; two burgers, fries, and drinks cost me $88 the last time I ate at the hotel.

If I were to elope, I would stay at the Kaimana Beach Hotel. It's at the end of Waikiki and has its own little beach, where all the locals go on Sunday.

Kaimana Beach Hotel has charming suites for honeymooners but not super-luxury honeymoon suites, so the cost is much cheaper than the Halekulani.

The Kaimana Beach hotel is perfect for a romantic walk to the central part of Waikiki. The view from your balcony gives you a perfect view of Waikiki, and the fireworks show every Friday night.

The Kaimana Beach has a small, romantic restaurant and bar (called the "Hau Tree") built into the hotel.

The hotel is across from the zoo and the concert arena at Kapiolani Park, so you can do picnics and concerts while at the hotel.

Also, Diamondhead Crater (an extinct volcano) is about a hundred yards from the hotel, which is an excellent exercise to climb to the top of the crater.

In addition, there is two nudist beaches (straight and gay) to the left of the hotel.

The other hotels mentioned above are also excellent. You will have a great time at all those resorts.

The Hilton is a city block from the central part of Waikiki, it has its own beach, activities, and penguins in the lobby.

The problem with the Hilton is the cost of parking, so make sure you get free parking with your room rental.

The Kahala Hotel and Resort is about five miles from Waikiki, but it has one of the best restaurants, its own beach, activities, and one of the best golf courses in the world.

I love the Kahala Hotel and Resort!

Like I said before, all four hotels above are fantastic! So do a little research on the above hotels and resorts, and choose what you can afford.

Nude Sunbathing in Hawaii.

Activities on Oahu

Some things are for tourists that you will need to go on. Buying tourist junk in Waikiki, going to Ala Mouna Shopping Center, learning how to surf in Waikiki, buying Hawaiian shirts or dresses, and going on a luau.

Once you get those activities out of the way, you need to go on romantic activities for your honeymoon that you can remember for the rest of your life.

First, I recommend going to a tiny beach directly in front of Diamondhead Crater or the beach in front of Kaimana Beach Hotel (Sans Souci) at 5:30 A.M on your first morning.

Why go to the beach at 5:30 A.M.? This is the only time no one will be on the beach, including the surfers. This is the best time to fuck on the beach!

Second, I would go to the bamboo forest in Manoa Valley. Manoa Valley is in the mountains, directly behind Waikiki. Moana Valley has a park at the end of the valley.

Once you reach the park, park your car, and start walking up the zig-zag trail until you reach the top of the mountain.

As you climb the trail, you will see wild passion fruit and exotic flowers all over the mountain.

Once you reach the top of the mountain is the bamboo forest. The giant bamboo will click against each other in the wind like a musical instrument.

It's very romantic!

Take your clothes off and lay down on either your clothes or a blanket, hold hands, watch the clouds roll by, and have a unique moment together as a couple.

You'll feel like your Adam and Eve. It's a fantastic moment you will not forget!

When you come down from the mountain, go to the Italian restaurant at the Moana Valley shopping center. It's fantastic!

Third, I recommend renting a sailboat and selling the south shore, Honolulu triangle. You can snorkel, fuck, and eat gourmet food all day and night sailing in front of the south shore.

The lights are fantastic at night when you're anchored offshore in front of Waikiki.

For those who do not know how to sail, you can rent a private sailboat with a captain and first mate and still get away with fucking, topless sunbathing, and nude snorkeling.

I recommend sailing to Maui and Molokai or going to Molokini. There are some fantastic beaches and thousands of bottle-nose dolphins you will see when you go sailing.

It's fantastic when you get to play with hundreds of dolphins!

Fourth, go to Aiea Heights overlooking Pearl Harbor. Drive to the top of Aiea Heights, park, and walk through the jungle down the other side of the hill until you reach a small waterfall with a pool of water (about 4 to 5 feet deep).

It's perfect for outdoor sex! It's so romantic!

I recommend you bring a picnic basket full of goodies, a large mat, and towels.

Fifth, I would recommend taking a helicopter tour of the island. Be sure to tell the pilot you'll give him a tip for not looking back in his mirror. The helicopter is a perfect place to make out on your honeymoon!

Sixth, I would recommend renting a convertible, bringing a picnic basket full of goodies and wine, a large outdoor blanket, driving to North Shore, finding a romantic spot for a picnic, and having romantic sex outdoors.

I always like going to Sunset Beach to watch the surfers or be on the lookout for a romantic spot on North Shore and have a romantic fantasy.

Seventh, I would recommend going clubbing each night after dinner. Are there any super-clubs on the island of Oahu? No, this is not South Beach, Miami.

However, based on your age, I would Google the best nightclubs on Oahu and test several clubs out.

Remember, enjoy yourself and have fun. This is your honeymoon!

Waterfall in Maui.

The Island of Maui

I recommend you split your honeymoon into three steps, and Maui would be your second step.

Where should you stay in Maui? I would check out the following resorts:

1. Four Seasons Resort Lanai

2. Westin Maui Resort & Spa

I always stay at the Westin Maui Resort & Spa when I go to Maui. However, the Four Seasons is excellent, but the price per night is twice that of the Westin.

You want to be as close as possible to the city of Lahaina since all the action in Maui is centered around Lahaina, and the Westin is about three miles from Lahaina.

First, I recommend checking out Haleakala volcano. Please take a coat, because it can get quite cold at 10,023 feet above sea level.

When you go on tour to the volcano, you will be cold! Your butt cheeks will be shivering against twenty other tourists at the top of the volcano, but once you get beyond the shivering stage, look for a boulder to do some outdoor fucking.

Second, you want to check out the following waterfalls:

1. Twin Falls

2. Hanaway Falls

3. Pau'aKa'a Falls

For me and my wife Hanaway Falls was a fantasy for us. I would recommend creating a list of waterfalls and fucking at each waterfall. {Affiliate Disclosure: We earn a small commission if you purchase through this link.}

Each waterfall is a fantasy you will remember for a lifetime!

There is a waterfall in the northeastern corner of Maui on the beach, which was a dream for us, so I recommend taking a picnic basket, wine, and a sizeable outdoor blanket and beach towels to each waterfall.

Third, you want to do something completely different on the second night in Lahaina. I recommend buying a dress and suit from the 1920s before you leave on your honeymoon and having a unique moment when you go out for dinner and dancing. Go to: 1920s

We had a great time in Lahaina dressed as if we were in a 1920s movie. And everyone we met that night loved our costumes!

We had such a great time! We hold that night special to our hearts that we will remember for the rest of our lives.

I also recommend karaoke, especially if karaoke makes you uncomfortable in a typical setting. Let loose, get drunk, and have fun.

Show your new spouse you can unwind.

Fourth, I recommend renting a convertible (such as the Chevy Camaro 2022, Ford Mustang 2022, or the BMW Z4 2022).

I recommend buying the outdoor blanket ($21.00) before you leave for your honeymoon. The ones in the local stores on the islands are very cheap and are not that good.

Fifth, I would go skinny dipping or snorkel naked. Go to "Little Beach" in Makena State park. This is the nudist beach for Maui. I promise you will have a good time!

The key to Maui is to relax and enjoy your stay as newlyweds.

Hiking in the Big Island of Hawaii.

The Island of Hawaii

The island of Hawaii would be the final step of your honeymoon.

Where would I stay on the big island of Hawaii? I would check out the following resorts on the island of Hawaii:

1. Four Seasons Resort Hualalai

2. Mauna Kea Beach Hotel

3. Hilton Waukoloa Village

The last time I went to the big island, I stayed at the Mauna Kea Beach Hotel. I had a great time!

Beyond your resort, there are two activities you want to do on the big island of Hawaii. O